What's wrong with you? What? Don't act like your not a month old!

So Chloe got her baby pictures taken yesterday and we couldn't get out of the photo studio fast enough! The whole thing seemed like a disaster, let me just start from the beginning. We decided to take pictures without making an appointment so before we tool off for studio Chloe's dad had to call a million different places to not only find one that was still open but one that would take her without an appointment. So we finally find a place that will take her in but we just have to be there by 7 but then we realize that Chloe has nothing picture worthy to wear ( i have not figured out how you do laundry with a newborn when you don't have a washer inside your home, how I miss that!) so her dad says " let's buy her something to wear" at this time we find ourselves racing through the mall hitting racks of clothes along the way and looking for stroller friendly ways to get around I bet we looked like a scene from mission impossible. So we find a dress and some shoes to go along with the dress but we still have to race through the mall because we do not know where this place is by the time we find the place I am a bit annoyed. I start dressing Chloe for her picture while her dad picks out a package and what not but turns out we just have to sit there and wait anyway so I almost killed myself and my baby to get there before 7 but it doesn't make a difference ? WTF? Now I was really annoyed and just blah!!!!!!! " Chloe " they finally call and I'm like about time and start walking towards the room I'm the back with the black blanket as a door. When we finally get inside I already know that I'm in for a ride of even more annoyance... The lady taking the pictures asks us to Sit Chloe down on the little pink chair so we so do, She look at Chloe and realozes that she is to small to hold her head up alone she tries a couple shots but Chloe is still falling sideways. She starting to look annoyed now and asks us to hold her up so we do and nowse has moved on to the task of trying to make her laugh but of course Chloe is not even 3 weeks old and doesn't smile on purpose so I'm like ok ?!!!!???? What are you doing?after trying to make her laugh for a while the photographer gets even more frustrated and starts telling Chloe " what's wrong with you? What? Don't act like your not a month old! ( she is not even a month old) I look st chloe's dad and I give him a confused look.... Now the next part cracked me up the photographer then says " I am just giving her a hard time"..,,, so now I'm thinking she is a baby she has no flippin idea of what your saying crazy lady!!!! Finally she says she got all the shots she needed and I literally thanked God. Now let me just say that I was pissed that we came to this place because I thought this photo studio could handle babies and get a good shot without insulting infants but I'm wrong yet again..... I guess I'll just learn along the way